Summer

Pronounced: Suhm-er. Noun.

The months of June, July, and August mean a lot of different things to many people. For New Yorkers, June-August means weekend trips to the Hamptons. After work on Friday (or Thursday if you’re lucky), everyone flees the city and heads out to the Hamptons.

If you stay in the city, the same clubs will still be open, but they won’t be as fun ;) Thursday nights will now be used for packing and catching up on sleep for the upcoming weekend bender.

I’m pretty sure the deadline has passed to make friends with someone who has a house in the Hamptons — but if you’re a girl, and you know your worth, I’m sure you’ll have no problem squeezing in somewhere last minute.